STONKBROS the platformer race that pays

Real-time · 5 degens per race · Solana payouts

Race to the golden bull.
Bag real $STONK.

Race to the golden bull. Stomp the bears. Never sell.

Races start 20s after 4 degens ape in, instantly at 5. NFA.

Too lazy to sign up? Just want to see if the thing works? Paper trade vs bots is free: no account, no wallet, same maps, same drops. Only the gains are fake.

  • $STONK drops spawn mid-race. Grab them before the jeets do.
  • One winner per round takes the prize. Everyone else is exit liquidity.
  • Paid to your wallet. Leaderboard chads split daily, weekly and monthly pots.
Stonk Bros: two Stonks guys in black and green suits, arms crossed, in front of a ticker board
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How it works

1

Sign up in 30 seconds

Username, password, done. Your wallet gets made right in your browser. Back up the 12 words. WAGMI.

2

Ape in

Five degens, one level, about two minutes. Run, jump, stomp bears, dodge bananas, grab the coins. Don’t get liquidated.

3

Get paid

Drops and race wins land in your wallet in $STONK. Diamond hands climb the boards for the big pots.

Recent generational wealth

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Controls

  • ←→ or AD move
  • Space / W / ↑ jump
  • S / ↓ / Shift drop a banana behind you
  • 1–4 emotes · Tab switch view when lurking · M mute
Custom room (dev)

A private room on one level that starts with 2 players. Share the invite link so others can join.

BREAKING

NFA. Not financial advice, barely a game. $STONK launches on stonkfun.xyz; 40% of its tax funds the game vault that pays you. All art, characters and sounds are original. Payouts run on Solana devnet while we test.

BANANA S / Shift · throw it behind you
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